Just 5 guys from the burbs. Multiple felons, perhaps...but good people.

The difference between us old farts and those younger bands is they're into jerking off and we're into fucking

Harpooning, constructing credible alibis, Clubbing...cute cuddly baby harp seals, eating Girl Scout thin mint cookies, The All American Christian Youth Jamboree, soccer moms, that chick cop from SVU, and Kentucky Red Stag and Geritol bombs